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We Make Bananas That Can Dance

Yes that's right, you thought it was the stuff of dreams, but even bananas can be bioengineered.

"What a Company"

That is what they all say about us

"I shouldn't have gone with their competitor."

Nan Chief Fun Officer Acme Toys

Breaking The Grid, Grabs Your Attention

Instead of focusing on content creation and hard work, we have learned how to master the art of doing nothing by providing massive amounts of whitespace and generic content that can seem massive, monolithic and worth your attention.

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Did We Tell You About Our Bananas?

Yes I know you probably disregarded the earlier boasts as non-sequitor filler content, but its really true. It took years of gene splicing and combinatory DNA research, but our bananas can really dance.

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